one cap per episode - per season - penny hartz (season 1)
DAVE: None of us has made a new friend in, like, 11 years.
BRAD: I wouldn’t even know how to do that. What do you do, just, like, walk up to random people and go, ‘Hey, blah, blah, blah. Sports?’
PENNY: The only new person I wanna meet is my husband.
MAX: I was once on this plane with this old lady, and she tried talking to me. I just pretended I had some kind of disability.