February 2012
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stylesslutt:
That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
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Watch“Bibles with J’s instead of G’s so it’s like ‘God’ is ‘Jod’”.
I am crying.
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That awkward moment when you have no idea how to go about befriending/maybe eventually more-than-befriending someone you met online that you may actually have a chance of meeting in real life and might get along really well with…
But unfortunately, I am the most awkward.
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The rest of the Academy Awards:
apriki:
Most Camera Pans to Gauge Their Reactions: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, God Status
Most Likey To Become An Alcoholic Drinking Away the Pain: Leonardo DiCaprio, Go Home Buddy
Best Uggie: Uggie, Uggie
I’m So Commited To Not Showing Up, I Have A Clause In My Will That Says My Ashes Can’t Be Taken Within 20 Feet of The Oscars: Woody Allen, A Quirky Movie About An Attractive Woman Falling...
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Jean, you not only win the Oscar, but you also win...
catelyns:
CONGRATULATIONS
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Watch
Dress Rehearsal Bonus Clip: Oprah Stops by the Update Desk
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astronaut-diapers:
When they tweet each other, it makes me happy.
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To the Only Woman I will Ever Pity
ghostsandonionskins:
Your spine is a lighthouse Your eyes saving lives Your heart is a dock where no sailor arrives and the difficult dinners the romances undone stand as stones for the lovers you’ve conquered and won
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notes:
katieoncoop:
it’s not a virtue to be vague, indirect, indifferent, or misleading. life is so much easier when you are clear, direct, genuine and honest.
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butthorn:
Sometimes I think it would be nice to have a boyfriend
But boyfriends are a lot of work and sometimes you have to buy them stuff and they occasionally put their arms around you when you don’t want them to and you’re like “stop touching me I want to watch this movie”
Sometimes I think it would be nice to be single forever
#sometimes feelings are involved too
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